F**k The Feds

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A few norty words!

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Leeds Castle, Kent

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First Blacks….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Meet up at Sesame

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Financial Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three months  later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

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Dippy Doo Kat

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Lard!

Oh yes, very healthy I’m sure
 
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He Said No

A girl  asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
He  said. no.

She  asked him if he would want to be with her forever.
He said  no.  

She  then asked him if she were to leave would he  cry.
Once  again he replied with a no.

She  had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face  the guy grabbed her arm and said…

You're  not pretty you're beautiful.  
I  don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you  forever.
And  I wouldn't cry if you walked away…I'd die…  

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Call Before You Dig Holes

The photos below are an amazing example of why you "CALL BEFORE YOU DIG"!

 

The guy who did this below and anyone else helping him surely did not survive.  You just never know what you are going to find when you go poking around below the surface.  I thought we could all learn a little about safety from this dramatic event.  Just because you think you are in the "middle of nowhere" does not mean there is not something there.  That's why you call first! The pictures below are a result of a guy using a post hole digger without calling for "locates" and he hit an underground cross country gas pipe. This is what a high pressure gas main is capable of. – Notice the size of the workers in this Photo

 

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