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I Screw Anywhere

Posted in Uncategorized by eyebee on February 16, 2009

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here good looking,  I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me.  I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.' 

 

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,'No kidding.
I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'

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