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Greetings!

We have a couple of stellar back to back events this week!  Check it out:

Bear Republic "Rare Beer Tuesday" (10/27)
As we do every Tuesday at 5pm, we'll tapping an even-more-extra-special than usual keg on the growler station for growler fills!  Our feature(s) this week will be not one but three very sought after beers from Bear Republic Brewing Co. out of Healdsburg, California!  We're bringing back the elusive Racer X Double IPA, along with an even rarer Imperial IPA called Mach 10 which the brewery calls "one of our most assertive and extreme"!  On top of both of these incredible IPAs, we'll also be tapping their Late Harvest, a special Oktoberfest style lager that has never before been seen in the state!  This is sure to be a spectacular trio of Bear Republic!  Free Bear Republic coasters will be available while supplies last.

Adam Avery of Avery Brewing Co. at CBX Wednesday (10/28)
Please join us Wednesday from 4 to 6pm for a special meet-n-greet with Adam Avery, President/Brewmaster of Avery Brew Company out of Boulder, Colorado!  Adam will be here with some of his most limited, rarest beers including wild, sour, bourbon barrel aged and extreme strong ales for a once-in-a-lifetime chance to get these gems!  He'll be signing bottles/growlers, giving away Avery stickers/swag and talking about his work so be sure to come down and say hi!  More details to come on the specific beers but trust us, you don't want to miss them!

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Cheers,

The Charleston Beer Exchange
14 Exchange St.
Charleston, SC 29401
843.577.5446
www.thecharlestonbeerexchange.com

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Dear Tenant…

23Oct09

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

They are very small ducks.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. .

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.

Helen

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  1. You can GET chocolate. 
  2. “If you love me you`ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate. 
  3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 
  4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 
  5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 
  6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
  7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won`t mind. 
  8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 
  9. The word “commitment” doesn`t scare off chocolate. 
  10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 
  11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 
  12. You don`t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 
  13. With chocolate there`s no need to fake it. 
  14. Chocolate doesn`t make you pregnant. 
  15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 
  16. Good chocolate is easy to find. 
  17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 
  18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 
  19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 
  20. With chocolate size doesn`t matter.

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West Virginia

I’ve seen people matching their outfits with their Jordans . This is the first time
I’ve seen the kicks match the Nascar jacket; and he obviously wants everyone
to see his shoes!
Arkansas
She must be on her way to her job as a back-up dancer for Salt-N-Peppa.
California
Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate,
application for adoption and they are each sold separately.
Oklahoma

He is wearing… a trash bag… as a skirt. I can’t even fathom
a reason why! – “Well maybe it was some sort of an emergency.â€
Who knows what he is going to use the Tupperware for.
California
Its not her fault; that guy’s fabulous rat tail makes all the girls pull their skirts up.
Utah
Got 4 to 1 odds saying she smelled her hand after she pulled it back out.
Oregon
He is like a parachute slowing down that drag-racer!!
Seriously, pick the kid up or buy him the candy bar he wants.
I’m not sure what point you are trying to make by dragging
him across the floor of a Walmart.
Georgia
Oh, It’s like a garbage bag filled with creamed corn.
California
C’mon now. This brings a whole new meaning to the term ‘half-assed’.
Texas
This is either the ugliest woman ever,
the worst cross-dresser ever, or a guy
that is really bad at choosing gender
appropriate clothes. Maybe it’s all three –
an ugly woman, cross-dressing as a man,
who can’t pick out manly clothes.
T exas
Well the bleach from earlier obviously didn’t do the trick because
I still see this…. I’m switching to Drano.
Utah
I guess he thought he could roll his underwear
over his pants and use them as a belt…didn’t work.
Texas
I know, I know…… I want to see his old man boobs in
that mesh tank-top as well. Looks like we gotta settle for t
he shorts crammed with Depends. Sorry to disappoint.
Florida
“What is Walmart gay?†– great question;
Walmart gay is extra flamboyant attire like this,
that is still rooted in Walmartness. For example,
tying your shirt up like so is very flamboyant,
however it is also flannel. Pink shorts – big belt buckle.
Big goofy hat – doesn”t match a thing I think you get the idea.
California

If you’re going to wear a nice summer skirt like this,
don’t ruin it with those boots mister, because that is just wrong!
Ohio

Dear Rapunzel, that looks HEAVY AS HELL!!!
It looks like a rolled up rug chillin’ on your dome!
How/why do you put up with that?
P.S. I like your short yellow shorts and big shoes.
Georgia

I bet this guy is wearing a condom just so everything is tight and snug….
come to think of it, this guy kind of looks like a big condom
but I don’t have the balls to tell him that.
Unknown

“What?! I’m not wearing this because I crave attention.
This stuff is really, really comfortable.â€
California
Cat food, check. Ace bandage, check.
Scuba diver for fish tank, check.

November 3rd The Charleston Beer Exchange will be co-hosting a special collaborative beer dinner with COAST Brewing and Foothills Brewing at Shine on Upper King St!

This unique evening with the brewers/owners of both breweries collaborating on an amazing six course menu of pairings with their most special beers is sure to be unforgettable.

Call them now for reservations at (843) 577-5446. Space is limited to 30 people for this intimate evening.  Reception begins at 6:30 with dinner seating at 7pm.  Vegetarian option available by advance request.  $75 per person plus tax/gratuity.

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Rare Beer Tuesday (10/20)
Please join us today (Tuesday, October 20th) from 4pm to 6pm for a very special “Rare Beer Tuesday” meet-n-greet with Brooklyn Brewery Brewmaster Garrett Oliver!  For those who may not already know of Garrett, he is one of the most highly revered brewers, beer authors and beer judges in the world!  Garrett will be here to talk about Brooklyn Brewery, and release the latest Brewmaster’s Reserve beer called Manhattan Project on the growler station (along with a vintage 2008 keg of Black Chocolate Stout).  He’ll also be signing bottles/growlers as well as his book “The Brewmaster’s Table” which is the premiere resource on pairing fine food and beer.  Copies of the book will be available in store.  This book is a great resource for yourself or the ultimate gift for beer and food lovers alike!  Come have one personalized by the author himself!

About Manhattan Project:
Inspired by the popular cocktail, Manhattan Project is “a robust rye beer, aged in Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey barrels and then infused with the herbs and spices that flavor red vermouth and bitters.  Then a dash of tart cherry, and the result is the Manhattan Project”.  This will be the only appearance of this beer in South Carolina.  Growlers will be first come first serve.  Please note the earlier than usual start time of 4pm.  Growler fills of Manhattan Project are only $15 and will go fast so get on down!

The Charleston Beer Exchange
14 Exchange St.
Charleston, SC 29401
843.577.5446
www.thecharlestonbeerexchange.com

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It is almost three in the morning.

Tired? Yes, kinda sorta. Sleepy? No. Too much in my head.

Now it’s a quarter before four. I did fall asleep but I woke up again to the sound of snoring.

No not my own!


>Bad Wolf said,

I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down!

The three little pigs said,

Fuck off or we’ll sneeze on you!

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This math test can predict your all time most watched film, mine was Saving Private Ryan.  Try it without looking at the answers.  It works!

Pick a number from 1 – 9. 

Multiply by 3.

Add 3, then multiply by 3 again.

You will get your answer by adding the  two digits together to find your all time favourite movie. Good Luck

It is:

1.   Gone with the wind.

2.   Aliens.

3.    Oliver

4.   Star Wars

5.    Forrest  Gump ..

6.   Saving  Private  Ryan ..

7.   Jaws.

8.   Grease.

9.   The joy of Anal Sex with male goats & leather clad gay boys.

10.    Mary  Poppins

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